"...oh well, only 5 more months until we talk again... Anyways... Hey family how is everyone doing? I know I just talked to everyone like 4 days ago but still, any new and exciting things happen? By the way it was GREAT talking to you all. You all sounded great and I'm happy to hear that everyone is doing well...
...So I don't think I said in the email what we did for Christmas or Christmas Eve so I'll start talking about that. Down here, things are a little different. They don't wait for Santa Claus to pass by during the night and then get up in the morning and open presents. Down here, they have everyone together for Christmas Eve, have a huge party, wait up until midnight, and then open up all the presents. So because of the traditions, President told us all that we could stay at a member's home until 11 so that's what we did. Elder Moretti, Me, and the LZs Elder Melo and Peterson, all went to the stake patriarch's home. They're pretty well off, especially for Brasil, so there was a flipping feast there that we got to attack. It was amazing. I don't think I ever mentioned this, but down here Stroganoff is pretty big, they have it over rice, and so the Patriarch had stroganoff, with SHRIMP!!!! It was the first time I had seafood in like... 7 months! I was in heaven. Then eventually after we finished demolishing the main courses, we had dessert which had ice cream (which is pretty dang pricey down here) and cake and all sorts of goodness. It was amazing. Then eventually we went home aand got up for Christmas. For Christmas, I waited for 2 and a half hours while my comp called home (his mom is super clingy and wouldn't let him hang up) and then we went to lunch with the LZs again. This time we went to a different sister's house where she made even MORE food. Seriously, the main course had like 26 different things. It was ridiculous. And then we got to attack dessert, which was another 11 different dishes. Yeah, I was pretty much rolling out the door. But after that I went home and tried to call you guys, eventually we got in contact and after that we went back to work. Yup, Christmas for missionaries...
But now that Christmas is in the past we're back to working again. First thing that you guys should know is transfers happened again. (Already?!?!?!) I'm now serving waaaaaaay in the interior. Just kidding, I'm staying in Ponta Grossa for at least another 6 weeks. Elder Moretti is still my companion too, he's going to "die" the 19th of January so we don't really know exactly what will happen when he goes home but we'll worry about that in another 3 weeks. But yeah, we're going to keep tearing it up until he "dies". Speaking of tearing it up, we saw something really funny. We passed through a papelaria (paper store) ato buy a couple things. While we were there, we saw this person try to get out of being parallel parked. She slammed on the gas and rammed the car in front, then slammed the gas in reverse and hit the car behind. The she slammed on the gas again and scraped the length of her car along the bumper of the car in front as she left. It was ridonkulous. Seriously, the worst driving I have ever seen...
...Oh, we also had a baptism yesterday. Her name's D and her husband is a member... But I was in a division with another Elder and we ran by the chapel really fast so we could start filling the font and then we went to go finish the division. We got back to the chapel and we had a minor problem: the water was GREEN! Not a nice healthy looking green either, like sewage dark green. what we think happened was the Elders from another ward had a baptism and they tried to use the water heater to make the water hot. Problem is, the heater is broken and they were pumping pure gas in with the water, hence the green. D didn't want to get baptized in that water and I don' blame her. So we drained all the water, turned off the gas which was on, and started filling it again. Problem was, the water was green AGAIN. So we turned off the tap for the font and started filling the font with buckets. Yes, it was very, very slow. Eventually around 9:00 we had a kneeling baptism (what you do when the water level isn't very high- they kneel and get baptized kneeling) and it all worked out in the end. Yup, quite the adventure...
...But yeah that's basically what happened this week... I hope everything is going well for you all and that you enjoyed talking to me on Christmas as much as I enjoyed talking to you guys. I love you all."


